A Congressman Called His Penis a Pine Cone. We Have Questions.
A recent news segment discusses unusual comments made by Congressman Thomas Massie regarding his sex life. The segment also touches on various political figures, including Trump and Hunter Biden, highlighting their recent activities. The hosts are preparing for a live event in San Diego, where they will further explore these topics.
- ▪Congressman Thomas Massie made a peculiar comment about his sex life, referring to his penis as a pine cone.
- ▪Trump is sharing strange information about Massie's personal life.
- ▪Hunter Biden is set to appear on Candace Owens' show.
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| Publication time | Tue, 19 May 2026 05:32:55 GMT |
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Playback speed×Share postShare post at current timeShare from 0:000:00/PreviewA Congressman Called His Penis a Pine Cone. We Have Questions.Tim Miller, Sam Stein, and Will SommerMay 19, 2026∙ PaidShareSam Stein, Tim Miller, and Will Sommer are finally doing it live—and before they hit the stage in San Diego, they’re warming up with the week’s most unhinged news from MAGA World. Trump is amplifying bizarre (flattering?) information about Thomas Massie’s sex life. Hunter Biden is going on Candace Owens. And a January 6th grifter made a miraculous recovery the moment reparations money appeared. The Trio is live in San Diego on May 20th—grab your tickets at thebulwark.com/events.Leave a commentAs always: Watch, listen, and leave a comment.
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