AssBench is all You need to benchmark LLM Harness Intelligence /s
Build a realistic, interactive 3D human butt. Funny name, serious constraints.Why this test feels more honestMost AI benchmarks test on puzzles and games that have lived on the internet for years. A high score there can mean the model memorized a lot.
- ▪Build a realistic, interactive 3D human butt.
- ▪Funny name, serious constraints.Why this test feels more honestMost AI benchmarks test on puzzles and games that have lived on the internet for years.
- ▪A high score there can mean the model memorized a lot.
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llm Featured AssBench is all You need to benchmark LLM Harness Intelligence /s Luigi 24 Sep 2026 • 4 min read Share AssBench is at assbench.com with a simple idea: "One prompt, Multiple models, Multiple dates." Every model gets the same task, produces one HTML file, and you can open the results live and compare two to four side by side.The task is a joke with a point. Build a realistic, interactive 3D human butt. Funny name, serious constraints.Why this test feels more honestMost AI benchmarks test on puzzles and games that have lived on the internet for years. A high score there can mean the model memorized a lot. You train on the web, then you get tested on the web.AssBench is different. There is no answer key to recall.
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