Best of the Babylon Bee: NYT updates slogan to ‘All the news that’s fit to print plus any rumor no matter how implausible’
The Babylon Bee satirically reports on the New York Times updating its slogan to include rumors, regardless of their plausibility. The article highlights various humorous takes on current events, including political trust issues and public reactions to unexpected news. It reflects the ongoing trend of blending satire with commentary on media and politics.
- ▪The New York Times has humorously updated its slogan to include implausible rumors.
- ▪Trust in politicians has reportedly dropped over 98%, leading to skepticism among voters.
- ▪Many Americans are resistant to accepting surprising revelations about public figures.
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| Original publisher | New York Post |
| Canonical URL | https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/opinion/best-of-the-babylon-bee-nyt-updates-slogan-to-all-the-news-thats-fit-to-print-plus-any-rumor-no-matter-how-implausible/ |
| Publication time | Wed, 20 May 2026 07:00:00 -0400 |
| Retrieval time | 2026-05-20T11:05:02.097Z |
| Last seen | 2026-05-20T11:15:47.805Z |
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The Babylon Bee Opinion Best of the Babylon Bee: NYT updates slogan to ‘All the news that’s fit to print plus any rumor no matter how implausible’ By The Babylon Bee Published May 20, 2026, 7:00 a.m. ET See more of our coverage in your search results. Add The New York Post on Google Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. 4 Babylon Bee “We have to be careful, though,” the owner said in a low whisper. “I hear the Jews control the media.
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