Don’t Worry! That Was Almost Certainly the Last Graham Platner Scandal!
The Platner campaign reassures supporters that there will be no further scandals involving Graham Platner. They dismiss recent allegations as untrue and emphasize that character should not matter in the current political climate. The campaign urges voters to focus on Platner's policies rather than his past.
- ▪The Platner campaign claims that Graham Platner has no significant scandals or skeletons in his closet.
- ▪Recent allegations published by The New York Times are dismissed as uncredible rumors.
- ▪The campaign encourages voters to prioritize Platner's policies over personal history.
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HumorDon’t Worry! That Was Almost Certainly the Last Graham Platner Scandal!A very not panicked note from the Platner campaignBy Alexandra PetriIllustration by The Atlantic. Source: Joe Raedle / Getty.June 4, 2026, 9:01 PM ET ShareSave Hi! By now, we’re sure you’ve heard the latest about Graham Platner, and we’re sure you’re wondering: Will more shoes drop? No! Absolutely not. Graham is far too masculine to have a large collection of shoes. Unless by shoes you mean something metaphorical, like an allegation. In that case, maybe.Look, if there’s one thing we at the Platner campaign can say with absolute confidence, it is that he has no skeletons in his closet.
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