I Can’t Wait to Watch JD Vance Fall Flat on His Face During the 2028 Election Cycle

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PierceI Can’t Wait to Watch JD Vance Fall Flat on His Face During the 2028 Election CycleFollow Politics With Charles P. PierceView feedI Can’t Wait to Watch JD Vance Fall Flat on His Face During the 2028 Election CycleIf the “Never Vance” slogan on social media is any indication, our vice president isn’t the “Sensible Republican” political media makes him out to be.By Charles P. PiercePublished: Jul 24, 2026 6:16 PM EDTSave ArticleShare Article19MANDEL NGAN//Getty Images9 min readOut on the Weekend(Permanent Musical Accompaniment to the Last Post of the Week from the Blog's Favourite Living Canadian)Ruh-roh!

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▪PiercePublished: Jul 24, 2026 6:16 PM EDTSave ArticleShare Article19MANDEL NGAN//Getty Images9 min readOut on the Weekend(Permanent Musical Accompaniment to the Last Post of the Week from the Blog's Favourite Living Canadian)Ruh-roh!

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NewsPolitics With Charles P. PierceI Can’t Wait to Watch JD Vance Fall Flat on His Face During the 2028 Election CycleFollow Politics With Charles P. PierceView feedI Can’t Wait to Watch JD Vance Fall Flat on His Face During the 2028 Election CycleIf the “Never Vance” slogan on social media is any indication, our vice president isn’t the “Sensible Republican” political media makes him out to be.By Charles P. PiercePublished: Jul 24, 2026 6:16 PM EDTSave ArticleShare Article19MANDEL NGAN//Getty Images9 min readOut on the Weekend(Permanent Musical Accompaniment to the Last Post of the Week from the Blog's Favourite Living Canadian)Ruh-roh! Low bridge out there for vice president J. Divan Vance, the most naturally unlikeable American politician of my lifetime.

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