It’s sinister that Meta’s Muse AI mascot is so cute
She has more than 13 years of experience reporting on wearables, health tech, and more. Opt in for Optimizer here.Last night, I asked Blorbo — what I named my Muse AI agent — to help me set some health goals. I’d asked for a workout regimen for a sub-30 minute 5K and regaining lost muscle.
- ▪She has more than 13 years of experience reporting on wearables, health tech, and more.
- ▪Opt in for Optimizer here.Last night, I asked Blorbo — what I named my Muse AI agent — to help me set some health goals.
- ▪I’d asked for a workout regimen for a sub-30 minute 5K and regaining lost muscle.
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