The roller coaster works, but the Six Flags kiosk has gone off the rails
Richard Speed Richard Speed MICROSOFT ECOSYSTEM REPORTER Published mon 27 Jul 2026 // 10:15 UTC What frightens a seasoned IT professional? An error message that only hints at what has gone wrong behind the scenes? However, what if the kiosks surrounding the attractions have been lightly touched with the wand of the bork fairy?
- ▪Richard Speed Richard Speed MICROSOFT ECOSYSTEM REPORTER Published mon 27 Jul 2026 // 10:15 UTC What frightens a seasoned IT professional?
- ▪An error message that only hints at what has gone wrong behind the scenes?
- ▪However, what if the kiosks surrounding the attractions have been lightly touched with the wand of the bork fairy?
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| Canonical URL | https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/07/27/the-roller-coaster-works-but-the-six-flags-kiosk-has-gone-off-the-rails/5276467 |
| Publication time | Mon, 27 Jul 2026 11:15:00 +0200 |
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(function() { let windowUrl = window.location.href; windowUrl = windowUrl.substring(windowUrl.indexOf('?') + 1); let messageElement = document.querySelector('.shareableMessage'); if (windowUrl && windowUrl.includes('code') && windowUrl.includes('expires')) { messageElement.style.display = 'block'; } })(); OFFBEAT The roller coaster works, but the Six Flags kiosk has gone off the rails Would you like an error with your terror? Richard Speed Richard Speed MICROSOFT ECOSYSTEM REPORTER Published mon 27 Jul 2026 // 10:15 UTC What frightens a seasoned IT professional? A screen streaked with unidentified fluid? An error message that only hints at what has gone wrong behind the scenes? Roller coasters are not scary. Nausea-inducing, yes. Scary? No.
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