Desperate Noah Kahan Turns to “Congress” to Make Fans Wear Diapers
Mere weeks after a fan defecated near the stage during the singer’s concert in Philadelphia, there were new reports of a woman in Section 125 at Kahan’s Citi Field concert on Sunday who dropped her shorts and allegedly peed on another fan’s purse. Get Noah Kahan Tickets Here Following the poop incident in Philadelphia, Kahan literally led his fans in a pledge in which they all promised to do a better job managing their bowel movements. But with the pee incident now making waves on social media, Kahan is apparently now looking to Congress for help.
- ▪Mere weeks after a fan defecated near the stage during the singer’s concert in Philadelphia, there were new reports of a woman in Section 125 at Kahan’s Citi Field concert on Sunday who dropped her shorts and allegedly peed on another fan’s
- ▪Get Noah Kahan Tickets Here Following the poop incident in Philadelphia, Kahan literally led his fans in a pledge in which they all promised to do a better job managing their bowel movements.
- ▪But with the pee incident now making waves on social media, Kahan is apparently now looking to Congress for help.
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