Kings, Kimmel, and Comey: Three Unforced Errors — One by the Dems, Two by the GOP
The article critiques perceived political missteps by both major U.S. parties, arguing that Democrats committed a 'brand crime' by enthusiastically welcoming King Charles despite their 'No Kings' slogan, while the GOP damaged its credibility through the FCC's review of ABC's license and the indictment of James Comey. The author frames these incidents as self-inflicted public relations errors that undermine each party's messaging. The piece uses satire and political commentary to highlight inconsistencies in partisan branding and actions.
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Kings, Kimmel, and Comey: Three Unforced Errors — One by the Dems, Two by the GOP Scott Pinsker | 1:17 PM on April 29, 2026 AP Photo/Matt Rourke Maybe it’s the Ugly American in me, but I never understood the appeal of monarchs. No offense to King Charles, but it’s 2026: Go find a form of government consistent with the times, man! Advertisement googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-300x250_3"); //googletag.pubads().refresh([gptAdSlot["div-gpt-300x250_3"]]) }); Kings and queens are medieval relics. They’re just slightly better than tossing virgins into volcanoes.What kind of Dungeons and Dragons B.S. is this?!Besides, it’s not like King Charles III (or, as Ilhan Omar calls him, “King Charles One hundred and eleven”) has any real power.
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