Trump Hilariously Roasts Biden’s Bite-Happy Dog—Then Imagines Himself Walking a ‘Lovely Little Poodle’
At a recent speech in West Palm Beach, President Trump joked about not having a White House dog, contrasting his decision with President Biden's troubled experience with his German Shepherds. Trump mocked Biden's dogs for their aggressive behavior, citing multiple incidents involving Secret Service injuries. He also used the topic to satirize political image-making, imagining media reactions to him walking a 'lovely little poodle' near a fictional foundation project.
- ▪President Trump gave a speech in West Palm Beach, his first public appearance since the latest assassination attempt.
- ▪Trump explained he never got a White House dog, saying it would seem fake for political image purposes.
- ▪Biden's German Shepherds, Major and Commander, were both removed after multiple biting incidents involving White House staff and Secret Service.
- ▪Trump joked about walking a 'lovely little poodle' while inspecting a fictional underground project leading to China.
- ▪The article references at least 28 reported bite incidents linked to Biden’s dogs during their time at the White House.
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Trump Hilariously Roasts Biden’s Bite-Happy Dog—Then Imagines Himself Walking a ‘Lovely Little Poodle’ By Rusty Weiss | 10:06 AM on May 03, 2026 The opinions expressed by contributors are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of RedState.com. AP Photo/Mary Altaffer President Trump, at a speech Friday night in Palm Beach, reminded the American people once again that if he weren't busy running the country, he could probably be dabbling in a fairly successful career in stand-up. Advertisement googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-300x250_2"); //googletag.pubads().refresh([gptAdSlot["div-gpt-300x250_2"]]) }); The mockery of Joe Biden. The comedic timing.
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