Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE
President Trump endorsed renaming Immigration and Customs Enforcement to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which would change its acronym to NICE. The proposal has drawn mixed public reactions, with some responding sarcastically to the rebranding idea. No official steps have been announced to implement the name change.
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American Voices Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE Share Share on Facebook Share on X Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn Share on SMS Share on WhatsApp Email this Page Published: April 30, 2026 President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think? “An involuntary stay at the NICE black site doesn’t sound too bad.” Joey Shaw, Stage Renter “Sometimes all your paramilitary needs is a good rebrand.” Zoe Pearson, Deodorant Wholesaler “I’m still just gonna call it HBO.” Clark Roy, Entropy Specialist
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