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Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut

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Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut
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Carlos Alcaraz has withdrawn from the French Open due to concerns over a recent haircut, which his team describes as potentially damaging to his hairline. The decision also includes skipping the Rome tournament as experts assess the situation. Rival players, including Jannik Sinner, have offered public support for his recovery.

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Sports Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut Share Share on Facebook Share on X Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn Share on SMS Share on WhatsApp Email this Page Published: May 1, 2026 MURCIA, SPAIN—Sending shock waves through the tennis world, world No. 2 Carlos Alcaraz officially withdrew from the French Open on Monday over a career-threatening haircut. “After careful consideration, we have decided that the most prudent decision is not to participate in Rome or Roland-Garros while we wait to assess the severity of this tragic styling choice,” said a representative for the two-time defending champion, who was also forced to miss a portion of last year’s clay season due to an uneven fade on the right side of his head.

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